About last season

Posted on 04 January, 2010 | Andy Bernard

So The Fox Reality Channel has been re-running the Season of Shamefully Missed Opportunites. Last night they ran the heartbreaking, life-affirming journey of our Normund and his subsequent elimination thanks to the failbot known as Nick. I cried like a baby and almost died when I started hyperventilating and couldn't find my rescue inhaler. For reals. I cried tears for the utter injustice of it all and tears that your team of bloggers here at Normundy.com forgot to alert the world of Normund's all too brief resurrection on a channel few people remember that they get as part of expanded cable. (Check your local listings).


One astute blogger by the name of TopIdol noticed and asked the obvious - What? No-one Ever Considered Krorm?


In retrospect it seems so obvious, the soft-spoken bridegroom with a heart o' gold and our passionate, unstoppable, iconic Normund would have made the most epic bromance evah! (Yes bromance, not romance - Normund is not gay! And as far as I can tell neither is Kris. Most of the time). Enough with the Kradam/Schmadam please - Krorm is where it's at.


So here's to the two winners, the guy who actually won and the guy who should've won. Mazeltov Krorm!





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Posted by: Posh Frauen - 04 January, 2010 - 17:07:24
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How DARE you scoop me, Andy Bernard! Oh, I get it. You think if you get in with Top Idol, she'll introduce you to Normund. NOT going to happen.
Posted by: Andy Bernard - 04 January, 2010 - 17:16:16
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I don't need her! Normund loves me! My cat told me so in a dream.
Posted by: Posh Frauen - 04 January, 2010 - 17:22:31
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Your cat's a loser!
Posted by: Andy Bernard - 04 January, 2010 - 19:42:41
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Oh you did not just say that. Take it back, cat hater!
Posted by: Marty Culp - 04 January, 2010 - 20:16:27
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After watching last season, it's clearer than ever that Nick sabotaged Normund with that one horribly botched note. Totally Nick asserting his evil presence.

Also, it's true that Andy's cat is a loser.
Posted by: Eddie Haskell - 04 January, 2010 - 21:33:47
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Hey Culp, when Bernard is done with his cat, you could wear it as a toupee. Because you're bald.
Posted by: Frantic Frau - 04 January, 2010 - 22:04:46
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Oh my. Eddie Haskell, I'm not sure we want that sort of commentary on a Normund Gentle board. Normund is love! And thus, we must all be love as well! Right?? Everyone?
Posted by: Eddie Haskell - 04 January, 2010 - 22:53:49
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Hey, I didn't call anyone a pussy, did I, Mrs. Cleaver?

Normund is love, but not in a My Little Ponies way, F.F.
Posted by: Andy Bernard - 05 January, 2010 - 12:29:50
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Et tu, Marte? Et tu? BTW: my "loser" cat told me your secret shame Marty - *cough* NAMBLA *cough*
Posted by: Tony Clifton - 05 January, 2010 - 12:37:33
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Heh - I should've known that the only "pussy" this crew could be talking about is an actual cat.
Posted by: Posh Frauen - 05 January, 2010 - 15:22:07
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Must you be so vulgar, Clifton??

Call me.
Posted by: Constantine M - 05 January, 2010 - 18:43:54
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Tony! Good to see you again. Did you think about that gig in the Phillipines I was telling you about? I asked Normund and Nick if they are in. One is in, the other one is out...way out. Maybe Posh could come also.

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